(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
- person in group chat: makes typo
- everyone else in group chat: copies and pastes typo
- typo: occasionally becomes a meme in the chat
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
this was adorable but then the cat
The cat is an accurate description of me in winter.
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HONESTLY THE INTRO IN A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT IS THE BEST PART BECAUSE I LITERALLY FEEL MYSELF BEING CLEANSED OF ALL MY SINS MY SOUL STARTS SOURING I AM READY FOR BATTLE YOU COULD CUT ALL MY LIMBS OFF AND I WOULD STILL BE GOING MY HEART ITS BEATING 1000 MILES PER HOUR I WILL NEVER FEEL AS ALIVE
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- Cashier: *dies at register*
- Customer: are you open
late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y’all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice. i’m a fraud
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see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
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